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Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed!

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says..."you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, you can handle this situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep, Inc.

In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop out.

After being married for 16 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock. She wanted to keep her previous name, so she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla and Giva were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.